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  William C Workman William C Workman

~E~ This is a WOW! video!

~E~ So this person who has fervent faith in God is one of the emotionally weakest people I've ever met. It's so bizarre!! Yeah, I know who you are, who long ago gave my email address to some F- buddy site. Too bad it all goes straight to the spam folder. I love it when people show how caring they are. That part of people doesn't really come out much, in a truly meaningful way, so when it does it's special. Kitties fight, but it's more of a slap-fight, so it's funny. Paddleboats are the coolest. How can anyone believe a word Rmoney says. I mean, really. He said the exact opposite the day before yesterday.  How can anyone take (Palin, Bachmann, Huckabee, etc) seriously. I mean really. They don't believe in evolution. They think Obama is a socialist/communist/marxist and I bet none of them can define a single one of those things.

~E~ Cool, so you've been entering information into this program like we showed you. Not cool, that now you're asking where the information in this program is coming from. I mean, WTF? Lower your maude-damned voice! No, I'm not going to tell you where I shop. I don't want you wearing the same clothes I'm wearing, plus you're bigger than me so you would shop in an entirely different department. Just, quit asking such freaking stupid questions. Jayzus. I used to say there are no stupid questions, but I'm rethinking that in a big way. Cool, that you asked me a good question. I gave you a detailed answer. Not cool, that I overheard you then ask a coworker the EXACT SAME QUESTION. This is NOT the first time! Just what is your agenda, anyway? And finally, yes. Yes, you should fear me as you fear god. 

~E~   I don't know what one would call a person who is a total lack of space and oxygen. Unfortunately, he is the father. We had one of the best times ever the other day, everyone was in a great mood, we laughed hysterically the entire day. As soon as she got back to his house he yelled and swore and just made everything suck. Cocklicker. It's hard to believe there are people so self-involved that everything is everyone else's fault and they find it impossible to look in a mirror and examine what is really there. Your wife divorced you, your son has refused to see you for almost a year, your daughter only goes there because she has to, and half your family really dislikes you. You really don't see a pattern there? I'd kick you in the balls but you wouldn't feel it.  Three more years at most, kiddo. Hang in there.

~E~ Don't waltz into my office first thing and inform me that our files are set up wrong because you can't 'intuitively' find what you're looking for. You don't even know what all is in there yet. I'm getting a headache from rolling my eyes so much. That passive aggressive complaining is getting old, too. Saying "but I'm joking" doesn't negate it.