Things you'd rather not overhear

~E~

A woman running by with her cell phone to her ear, trying to hold back the tears: "I need you at home! (someone) was in the garage with Logan and he cut his fingers off! They're taking him to the emergency room now!"


As I walked into the birthing area of the hospital the first time I was in labor:
Doctor: "Push! Push!"
Wailing woman: "I can't! I CAN'T"


Guy at a party walking past a drunk passed out woman: "She looks easy."

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