Random Kidness
At the farmer's market:
Dad: you want to be upside down first, then cheese curds? or cheese curds and then upside down?
Kid: NO, upside down AND cheese curds!
At work:
Kid: ACK! ACK! (like the aliens in "Mars Attacks") ACK! My doll is hitting your booty!
Me: walks around corner to see four-year-old poking mom in the butt with her doll's hand.
At home:
My 3-year-old son, being tucked in: "Mom, Winnie the Pooh broke his anus."
Me: Spends 2 hours trying to figure that one out before finally recalling that we had watched a Pooh video in which Pooh ripped the seam in his butt doing toe touches.
Dad: you want to be upside down first, then cheese curds? or cheese curds and then upside down?
Kid: NO, upside down AND cheese curds!
At work:
Kid: ACK! ACK! (like the aliens in "Mars Attacks") ACK! My doll is hitting your booty!
Me: walks around corner to see four-year-old poking mom in the butt with her doll's hand.
At home:
My 3-year-old son, being tucked in: "Mom, Winnie the Pooh broke his anus."
Me: Spends 2 hours trying to figure that one out before finally recalling that we had watched a Pooh video in which Pooh ripped the seam in his butt doing toe touches.
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