Do we want a president who...

Believes the earth is only 5000 years old and God put the dinosaur bones there as a joke? Vote for Huckabee.

Believes we cannot have freedom without religion? Vote for Romney.

Believes he was actually a hero on September 11 even though many if not most of the firefighter deaths that happened that day were because of his own corruption? Vote for Giuliani.

Believes that a Muslim would not deserve a cabinet post because Muslims are not a big enough percentage of the population? Vote for Romney (who is Mormon, 2% of the population. When you figure out that logic, please get back to me)

Believes he can work to free a convicted rapist (possibly because his victim was a distant relative of Bill Clinton-sick, if true), rapist gets out and rapes and kills another woman, and said politician lies about his involvement in the whole thing? Vote for Huckabee.

Comments

Spudster said…
With the exception of Ron Paul, if any retardican wins the next election, I will completely lose faith in the American people.
December 7, 2007 at 3:21 PM
Charmingly Feisty said…
Oh,and if percentage of population determines who should serve in government, we need a heck of a lot more women, wouldn't you say? So I assume Romney's political appointments will be 51% women.
December 8, 2007 at 10:01 AM
West Coast Midwestern said…
I choooose .................
none of them.

UGH.
December 18, 2007 at 12:16 PM
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