Part Three!!

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Cool, so you've been entering information into this program like we showed you.

Not cool, that now you're asking where the information in this program is coming from. I mean, WTF?

Lower your maude-damned voice!

No, I'm not going to tell you where I shop. I don't want you wearing the same clothes I'm wearing, plus you're bigger than me so you would shop in an entirely different department.

Just, quit asking such freaking stupid questions. Jayzus. I used to say there are no stupid questions, but I'm rethinking that in a big way.

Cool, that you asked me a good question. I gave you a detailed answer.

Not cool, that I overheard you then ask a coworker the EXACT SAME QUESTION. This is NOT the first time!

Just what is your agenda, anyway?

And finally, yes. Yes, you should fear me as you fear god. 


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